This kid's lucky to be alive!

With all the flatulence surrounding Never Not Funny staffers, there's a certain familiarity with the bathroom. We all agree, though, "no contest" is the only way we can plea with this kid's accomplishment.

If you're not in shock and awe, you need to carefully read the caption again.

Fur and Leather

Did you ever notice people are more violently opposed to fur than leather? How often do you hear about people throwing red paint on leather-clad people? Not very often.

You know why, don't you? Because it's safer to harass rich women than biker gangs.

Motivational Thought

This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.

So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember: You could look like a penis with buck teeth.

This motivational thought brought to you by Never Not Funny. :)

Who doesn't love a puppy?

This guy is just so proud and I'm sure he's thinking this puppy will get his parents off his back about a girlfriend and a grandchild, too.

Or maybe not...