NNF Travel Warning: Malawi

The U.S. State Department has its list of countries to which travel may be hazardous for citizens of the United States.

Here at Never Not Funny, the Office of International Travel has issued its first ever such advisory. We here in the NNF offices take great pride in our freedoms. We truly do believe that there are certain inalienable rights which endowed by our Creator. Here at NNF, we simply won't stand for having those rights trampled upon.

It is with great regret that we inform you all that government of Malawi has done just that. They have announced their intentions to make "breaking wind" illegal. Consider this your travel warning. Should you be looking for a third-world country with high infant mortality rates and a life-expectancy of 50 years in which to kick back for a couple weeks of R&R, you should look elsewhere.

Should you ignore these warnings and choose Malawi anyway, while we cannot guarantee its effectiveness, our best advice is the "You Smelt it, You Dealt it" defense.