Monday, June 30, 2008

Subliminal Advertising


Whoever wrote this ad has taken "the sickness" to a whole new level.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

This just in...

Pretty women in bikinis make men act foolishly.

Seriously, you think we make this stuff up? Read all about it at msnbc.com.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Not just a coat rack

We Never Not Funny staffers are just your average lot. However, time and time again, we're reminded that we, as frightening as it is, happen to be some of the smarter folks on this great planet of ours (see the wet floor post below this one). Trust me, it frightens us, too.

Even in our moments of intellectual glory, though, we have a way of shooting ourselves in the foot. You may have heard the phrase, "Not just a hat rack" when someone celebrates their own brilliant idea and points to their over-sized cranium. Well, a particular Never Not Funny staffer has been known to misquote that phrase as, "Not just a coat rack." So, you see, even in our moments of brilliance, we still manage to be a goofy lot.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

This just in...

...rain may cause wet floors that can be slippery.


Duh!

It troubles me to say this sign was posted at grocery store I frequent. It also troubles me to realize there must be a lot of dumb people that also frequent the store. That would make me one of the smart people. That's scary.