When she's hot...

While doing a little spring cleaning, a staffer came across this oldie but goodie:

Thanks to the folks at Old Spice for making a commercial Never Not Funny staffers find never not hot.

Interrupting Cow

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow...
Moo!

Funny stuff for 4-year olds and Never Not Funny staffers.

Don't Put Your Finger Here

It's not necessary to provide any commentary on the image below.


OK, maybe a little... Is that really one of those pop-up handy-wipe dispensers? Or, perhaps it's how not to perform a nipple-exam? Or, how not to perform a prostate exam? Go on, let your mind wander. We did.

Hello, This is Dennis DeYoung

It all started with a simple request to set up a reservation and check on the specials at a local eatery. Like so many funny things, we are not really sure why this one is funny.

Now whenever a staffer calls for a reservations or information to a local eatery we do it as Dennis DeYoung of Styx fame. Caller: "Hello, This is Dennis DeYoung. I am thinking about bringing a group down and I was wondering what the specials are."

To all the restaurants we have called; We're sorry. To Dennis DeYoung all we can say "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" for we think this is Never Not Funny!

Does this look infected?

Childish and sophomoric, it is simply always entertaining to walk up to a friend or coworker and ask if something looks infected. Better yet, interrupt them from another conversation and call them over to ask, "Does this look infected?"

For bonus points, actually have some sort of nasty wound that could look infected. The wound at right served the purpose well on multiple occasions.

Silly and immature? Probably. Never not funny? Absolutely!