Does this look infected?

Childish and sophomoric, it is simply always entertaining to walk up to a friend or coworker and ask if something looks infected. Better yet, interrupt them from another conversation and call them over to ask, "Does this look infected?"

For bonus points, actually have some sort of nasty wound that could look infected. The wound at right served the purpose well on multiple occasions.

Silly and immature? Probably. Never not funny? Absolutely!