Friday Rocks

The weekend rolls.

This little dude has it right. Nothing screams "weekend" like underpants on your head.

Español para administradores

If you've read some of the other articles in this blog, you know that, from time to time, Never Not Funny staffers like to pretend we know Spanish. It usually winds up being a rather nonsensical mixutre of English and Spanish or "bad Spanglish." As such, a staffer out and about for lunch thought the following might help advance our professional educations.

Never Not Funny staffers - always looking to advance.

Never Not Funny staffers offer relationship advice...

No drowning!

What ever happened to warning people there's no lifeguard on duty? Now we just tell them not to drown?



Oh sure, you can swim-swim till your heart's content. Just don't drown.

This kid's lucky to be alive!

With all the flatulence surrounding Never Not Funny staffers, there's a certain familiarity with the bathroom. We all agree, though, "no contest" is the only way we can plea with this kid's accomplishment.

If you're not in shock and awe, you need to carefully read the caption again.

A picture is worth a thousand words

Never Not Funny staffers see it. How about you?

Motivational Thought

This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.

So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember: You could look like a penis with buck teeth.

This motivational thought brought to you by Never Not Funny. :)

The most innocent of things...

...can be Never Not Funny. I don't know that it's necessary to say anything else about the street sign below.

Then again, who can help themselves with such a target-rich environment?

I wonder if they do any pup-tent camping on Morningwood Drive?
I wonder if they raise any roosters on Morningwood Drive?
I wonder if there area any missile silos on Morningwood Drive?
I wonder if residents of Morningwood Drive have a "hard" time getting out of bed in the morning?

Come on-you know you've got some of your own...

Tragedy + Time = Humor

You're not very good at...

Our friends over at Larger Than Average have been a bit lax in updating their blog and, in true Never Not Funny fashion, have resorted to mocking themselves for material. NNF staffers stumbled across a graphic sometime back that we have adopted to be used for just about anything that requires mocking. Exhibit A:
While the Internet is the originator, it's not unusual to hear, "You suck at Texas Hold 'Em" or, "You suck at eating food." Whatever the occasion where someone has made a buffoon of themselves, that's what they suck at.

Childish and immature, no doubt, but still Never Not Funny.

Don't Put Your Finger Here

It's not necessary to provide any commentary on the image below.


OK, maybe a little... Is that really one of those pop-up handy-wipe dispensers? Or, perhaps it's how not to perform a nipple-exam? Or, how not to perform a prostate exam? Go on, let your mind wander. We did.

Does this look infected?

Childish and sophomoric, it is simply always entertaining to walk up to a friend or coworker and ask if something looks infected. Better yet, interrupt them from another conversation and call them over to ask, "Does this look infected?"

For bonus points, actually have some sort of nasty wound that could look infected. The wound at right served the purpose well on multiple occasions.

Silly and immature? Probably. Never not funny? Absolutely!