Go For Papa Palpatine

Some of the Never Not Funny staffers are pretty big Star Wars nerds. Others have seen the movies (most of them, anyway) but don't know what Luke Skywalker's mother's name is or who Yoda went to college with. Even for the latter, there's something about Darth Vader crying on the phone and being called a "whiny bitch" that is always good for a chuckle.