Go For Papa Palpatine

Some of the Never Not Funny staffers are pretty big Star Wars nerds. Others have seen the movies (most of them, anyway) but don't know what Luke Skywalker's mother's name is or who Yoda went to college with. Even for the latter, there's something about Darth Vader crying on the phone and being called a "whiny bitch" that is always good for a chuckle.

Hello, This is Dennis DeYoung

It all started with a simple request to set up a reservation and check on the specials at a local eatery. Like so many funny things, we are not really sure why this one is funny.

Now whenever a staffer calls for a reservations or information to a local eatery we do it as Dennis DeYoung of Styx fame. Caller: "Hello, This is Dennis DeYoung. I am thinking about bringing a group down and I was wondering what the specials are."

To all the restaurants we have called; We're sorry. To Dennis DeYoung all we can say "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" for we think this is Never Not Funny!