This just in...

...rain may cause wet floors that can be slippery.

Duh!

It troubles me to say this sign was posted at grocery store I frequent. It also troubles me to realize there must be a lot of dumb people that also frequent the store. That would make me one of the smart people. That's scary.

No drowning!

What ever happened to warning people there's no lifeguard on duty? Now we just tell them not to drown?



Oh sure, you can swim-swim till your heart's content. Just don't drown.

Innuendo or is that In-you-end-o?

The typical Never Not Funny staffer is a middle-aged guy with, what the folks at Larger Than Average have coined, "the sickness." As such, the signs pictured below make us giggle like little schoolgirls every time.

The most innocent of things...

...can be Never Not Funny. I don't know that it's necessary to say anything else about the street sign below.

Then again, who can help themselves with such a target-rich environment?

I wonder if they do any pup-tent camping on Morningwood Drive?
I wonder if they raise any roosters on Morningwood Drive?
I wonder if there area any missile silos on Morningwood Drive?
I wonder if residents of Morningwood Drive have a "hard" time getting out of bed in the morning?

Come on-you know you've got some of your own...

Stop Sign Flatulence

You know those grooves in the pavement to warn you about an upcoming stop sign? The ones that rattle the whole car and are supposed to "wake you up" so you don't blow through the country four-way at 65 miles-per-hour?

Every time you roll over one, excuse yourself as if you just relieved yourself via gaseous expulsion. To raise the bar, veer into the oncoming lane once safely through the intersection (after stopping, of course) to relive the fun.

It goes without saying, flatulence is pretty much never not funny around here.