Pickles in the Back...

Once again, we swear we do not make this stuff up. Funny stuff is all around us. One just has to have a depraved mind to see it.

As the Never Not Funny staff is known to do on Fridays, we were out to lunch at a local family dining establishment. We were being served by a young lady who was to the positive side of attractive and her pleasant, relaxed, and light-hearted demeanor contributed nicely. That's not especially critical to the story but, perhaps it will assist you with the visual.

So, we've basically wrapped up lunch and Amber (still not making this up) is coming around to collect plates and find out if anyone is interested in desert. One NNF staffer has consumed the entire contents of his plate save for his pickle spear. Amber reaches for the plate and asks if the staffer is finished. "Oh, no." he replies. "I'm going to eat my pickle." Amber stops mid-plate pickup and begins to move on to the next patron at the table when this particular staffer lifts up his plate and holds it out in front of himself exclaiming, "Unless you would like my pickle."

Now, the story is funny enough at this point because nearly everyone at the table had to muster up the strength not to laugh out loud. Amber's response however, made it darned near impossible for anyone to contain themselves. She said, and I quote, "Oh no. I can have all the pickles I want in back."

We don't believe the poor lass realized what she had said until shortly after it escaped her lips. When she came to drop off the check she did not make eye contact with any of the seven males at the table and merely muttered a rather flat, "Thanks and have a great day," as she all but tossed the check on the table. She then quickly turned and walked away.

She did get a rather hefty gratuity since we all had a great laugh over the whole thing.

Needs no introduction...

Subliminal Advertising

Whoever wrote this ad has taken "the sickness" to a whole new level.

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Pretty women in bikinis make men act foolishly.

Seriously, you think we make this stuff up? Read all about it at msnbc.com.

Innuendo or is that In-you-end-o?

The typical Never Not Funny staffer is a middle-aged guy with, what the folks at Larger Than Average have coined, "the sickness." As such, the signs pictured below make us giggle like little schoolgirls every time.

Ugly has never been so hot

Never Not Funny Staffers have been known to consume copious amounts of nuts and other legumes in mass quantities and in record time. When others leave vats of nuts out for the taking at their desks', NNF staffers like, nay-feel obligated, to partake.

Our friends over at Larger Than Average will tell you about "the sickness" that afflicts a vast but undetermined percentage of the world's male population. Essentially, "the sickness" is a healthy appreciation for the female form as well as a constant awareness of anything that may seem sexual. If you've got it, you'll better understand why the Planters Peanuts commercial below is so funny.

Like the title says, ugly has never been so hot.