Baseball, beer, and... Vomit?

There is a time in many a young lad's life when, perhaps, the fun at the ol' ballpark gets a little out of hand. Such was the case, we believe, with this young fellow.

Innuendo or is that In-you-end-o?

The typical Never Not Funny staffer is a middle-aged guy with, what the folks at Larger Than Average have coined, "the sickness." As such, the signs pictured below make us giggle like little schoolgirls every time.

Are you OK to drive?

Back in the day, this boy could party. Having just graduated from college, it was a natural progression in life. My friends and I would spend many a weekend attending sporting events, bar-hopping, and just plain partying. I remember it fondly... ah, yes, the "lost" summer of '92. Every once in a while my friends from that time period and I will reminisce and it's not unusual for the following exchange to take place:

Friend 1: Remember the Summer of 92?

Friend 2: No.

Now, it's not as if we were drunk every minute of the summer-we did manage to hold down jobs. But, it's good fun to look back at that lost summer.

Another quote born of that summer was in relation to someone being able to drive at the end of the night. That exchange goes like this:

Friend 1: (to obviously inebriated Friend 2) Are you going to be OK to drive?

Friend 2: Sure. (long, dramatic pause) When?

Let's analyze the response more closely. Friend 2 is obviously drunk yet responds "sure, I'm OK to drive" to friend 1's question. Than, after pensive pause, Friend 2 adds, "when?" to his response. Friend 2 obviously can't drive now, but perhaps several hours later or in the morning, Friend 2 will be able to drive. Let's run through it one more time, more quickly.

Friend 1: Are you going to be OK to drive?

Friend 2: Sure. When?

That's funny stuff!

The Miracle Mug with a tiny flaw

The preferred beverage mug of choice for Never Not Funny staffers is the Bubba Keg. This miraculous, 52-ounce contraption allows us to do two of the things we like to do most: drink cold beverages and sit on our duffs for extended periods of time. 52 ounces is typically enough to get you through the morning of your average work-day and often times even into the afternoon. The Bubba Keg's insulation (affectionately referred to as "Bubba Fat") will keep ice through the entire day - even when the water is long gone. And it's capacity can certainly outlast all but the heartiest of bladders.

Yes, this baby is a modern beverage-drinking, butt-sitting miracle. Save one little issue... When getting a little eager with "throwing the liquid back," the BAV (Bubba Air Vent) can easily become clogged with the tiniest of noses (we've tested on rodents such as field mice and moles) and stop the refreshing flow of cool liquid. The illustration below may help:

As you can plainly see, all the sophisticated technology that is the Bubba Keg is easily defeated by most noses. The solution is simple, of course-don't get overexcited when you sip from the cup of eternal cool. But, I ask you, how can one possibly not get overexcited when sipping from such a fantastic mug? It is clearly a design-flaw. Plus, every single person I know that has a Bubba Keg has the exact same problem. Both of us.

P.S. I was just kidding about the field mice and moles.