Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Flying with Flatulence

From the archives of, "we can't make this stuff up:"
NBC news says, if you're flying, fart.

Monday, January 31, 2011

NNF Travel Warning: Malawi


The U.S. State Department has its list of countries to which travel may be hazardous for citizens of the United States.

Here at Never Not Funny, the Office of International Travel has issued its first ever such advisory. We here in the NNF offices take great pride in our freedoms. We truly do believe that there are certain inalienable rights which endowed by our Creator. Here at NNF, we simply won't stand for having those rights trampled upon.

It is with great regret that we inform you all that government of Malawi has done just that. They have announced their intentions to make "breaking wind" illegal. Consider this your travel warning. Should you be looking for a third-world country with high infant mortality rates and a life-expectancy of 50 years in which to kick back for a couple weeks of R&R, you should look elsewhere.

Should you ignore these warnings and choose Malawi anyway, while we cannot guarantee its effectiveness, our best advice is the "You Smelt it, You Dealt it" defense.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Friday Rocks

The weekend rolls.

This little dude has it right. Nothing screams "weekend" like underpants on your head.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Baseball, beer, and... Vomit?

There is a time in many a young lad's life when, perhaps, the fun at the ol' ballpark gets a little out of hand. Such was the case, we believe, with this young fellow.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Friday, January 29, 2010

Sometimes, funny can get you sent to Hell

So you better enjoy the ride!


Monday, November 9, 2009

The Signs of a Good Citizen


Some things are indeed never not funny. Terrorism and bio-hazards are not among those. In this day and age, it is more important than ever that we, as citizens of the greatest nation on earth, remain diligent. Our government believes this too. It believes it so much in fact, that it has created a series of helpful tips when facing a possible terrorist or bio-hazard threat. Accompanying those tips are some helpful and, presumably self-explanatory signs to help you remember how to respond in those situations.

I don't know who "Deb V" is but, she has gone to great lengths to ensure that everyone knows what these signs mean. Please make sure you take a moment to carefully study this material so that you will know what to do in the unlikely event of an attack.

Thank you for your dedication to our country. God bless you and God bless the United States of America.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009