Clean Your Balls

Crazy Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants.

The bartender says "Hey buddy - you know you got a steering wheel in the front of your pants?"
The pirate says, "Arggh, me knows. It's drivin' me nuts."

Ugly has never been so hot

Never Not Funny Staffers have been known to consume copious amounts of nuts and other legumes in mass quantities and in record time. When others leave vats of nuts out for the taking at their desks', NNF staffers like, nay-feel obligated, to partake.

Our friends over at Larger Than Average will tell you about "the sickness" that afflicts a vast but undetermined percentage of the world's male population. Essentially, "the sickness" is a healthy appreciation for the female form as well as a constant awareness of anything that may seem sexual. If you've got it, you'll better understand why the Planters Peanuts commercial below is so funny.

Like the title says, ugly has never been so hot.